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Limericks Do Count!
There once was a girl from MarsalaWho sang opera on stage at La ScalaTo the audience likingShe dressed like a VikingAnd sang Wagner from here to Valhalla -
Don't say I didn't warn you . . .
This was inspired by saintvi:When Cupid, an arrow, does sling If it's Bricker that makes your heart sing, You can buy him a beer And call him a dear Just don't fall in love, you poor thing!And Leah said Limericks count, … -
Limerick Attack
I've been longing for a jetpack to flyOver rooftops clear up to the sky.But the fuel ratios suckSo we're shit out of luckStuck in traffic jams until we die. -
Another limerick attack
This one was a dare, and I apologize in advance . . .Resorting to arsenic teaConveniently lets you get freeFrom a cranky old spouseThat lives in your houseAnd smells of BenGay and stale pee!
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